irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via discouraged0ne)

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome, via iwasmadeforanotherworld)

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

(Source: shoe-inhibitions, via iwasmadeforanotherworld)